【歐巴桑】驗眼記

同輩中歐巴桑一直是少數不用戴眼鏡的「異族」。當然這絕對是應該慶幸的好事,可是卻成了歐媽媽心目中沒有努力做人的鐵證她覺得認真學習的人都一定會掛著厚厚的鏡片(!?)。反正歐巴桑就是個好逸惡勞的懶人,也省得花精神抗辯了
近一、二年無論長時間專注文書工作或溫習日本語時愈來愈力不從心。除了懶惰基因作祟,整個頭頸以致眼睛都很易感到疲累。上課時總在暗时教室的投影器的「效果」為何那樣差。偶然在報上讀到有關視力問題的文章,終於下決心來一趟視力檢查了。
搜尋一番後預約了理工大學眼科視光學診所 (難道會有耳科視光學的嗎)。價格也許不便宜,但無論設備到視光師意見的中肯度還是大學的感覺比較有信心 。不用問啦…..校友是沒有折扣的….
由於要配合假裝要陪伴歐巴桑實質心底害怕但又想做檢查的大叔,待了數月才獲安排合意時段。不過據悉若不挑時段和不介意由視光學學生負責的話(收費會較便宜),只須幾天便可獲安排。到達診所登記後大叔扭扭擰擰地稱要ladies first(!),結果還是被正義地先被召去檢查
終於到歐巴桑了。負責的是位說話親切細心,貌似年輕有為帥哥全文最重要的重點)。檢查原來遠比想像詳細,足足花了個多小時。除了看圖認字之類的測試,眼球肌肉活動、視網膜以致視覺神經線的健康也作出了詳盡的評估。帥哥花了不少時間細心地跟歐巴桑解釋檢查結果,雖然種種客觀數據背後只須用三個字總結→你。老。了。
幸好除了不太嚴重的Presbyopia(大叔按老花就老花啦!扮甚麼高深)和一直不自知的輕度散光,歐巴桑的眼睛仍然很健康。帥哥殘酷地建議要開始配戴眼鏡去減輕眼球負擔以避免惡化,惟有乖乖的照做啦。診所內附設配眼鏡服務,價位豐儉由人大概跟街外的眼鏡店差不多。因為沒有相熟眼鏡店的關係順道光顧了,只是款式實在有點太「平實」。是,歐巴桑購物一向都是三心兩意的,但架上那副眼鏡後愈看愈覺得自己像那些奶粉廣告的老校長
適應過後發現做宅女時眼睛的確沒那麼疲累。變年輕是妄想了,但願至少也不要惡化吧。閱讀上網是生活中重要的後花園呢。
大叔的檢查結果??原來視力檢查是不包括對身邊人「視而不見症」的檢查項目!哼!
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  1. 嗯嗯, 我憶起幾年前做lasik, 事前也要做詳細的視光檢查,
    不知是我不正常, 還是什麼的,
    檢查的時候, 當我凝視強光就會很自然地眨眼和流眼水,
    之後那位視光師就大罵我, 說他是按時工作的,
    如果我再這樣的話, 就要再排期再作檢查,
    當時我心感委屈, 也只好努力配合,
    期間所流的也不清楚是眼水還是淚水…
    看來理大這個診所不錯呢, 不知道價錢大約多少?
    我其實做完lasik多年, 也想檢查一下是否仍然正常.
    版主回覆:(09/15/2013 03:40:12 AM)
    Miffy:
    檢查時心情難免緊張,大罵客人其實只會得到反效果。那次對你來說一定是可怕的經歷呀~
    收費方面由視光師診治的話要$500,視光系學生則忘記了,印象中好像大約$300。
    歐巴桑
    呀!另外有間叫「理大護眼」,同理工大學眼科視光學診所唔同,好易混淆請小心。
    大叔

  2. 嗯嗯, 明白, 價錢也算合理.
    做完lasik之後, 有次我回去覆診, 重遇那位視光師,
    我發現他跟美女同事會有講有笑, 但對著其他人則黑面…
    幸好我遇到其他的護士和醫生都很專業、親切和有禮貌,
    否則我真怕自己會打退堂鼓呢…
    你說得對啊! 假如病人遇到親切的醫護人員,
    也會安心起來, 應該會更合作的.
    版主回覆:(09/23/2013 08:23:58 AM)
    我也遇過一些無啦啦罵人嘅護士,真係令人感覺好差,連帶對有關機構甚至整個行業都留下壞印象,其實都幾無辜。
    順帶一提我視力的確係無問題嘅,曾經去考飛機師嘅 eyesight test都 pass,真係純粹陪歐巴桑去而已。
    大叔

  3. 我估我都要檢查下了,可否指明預約阿帥哥的呢?:P
    版主回覆:(09/23/2013 08:16:37 AM)
    其實無幾靚仔啫!哼!:-P
    大叔

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